‘Mega-Shark vs Giant Octopus’…with Lorenzo Lamas

May 13, 2009 | 5:49 p.m.

Today’s haiku contest — please find the words to capture the singular glory of the upcoming straight-to-DVD release “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus“…starring Lorenzo Lamas. Post your entry in comments section.

Winner announced tomorrow.

— Geoff Boucher


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12 Responses to ‘Mega-Shark vs Giant Octopus’…with Lorenzo Lamas

  1. Bald Steve says:

    Golden Gate: Eaten.
    Gibson, Lamas: Foolish Beat.
    DVD magic.

  2. net_trawler says:

    CGI creatures
    Battle of stupidity
    This film flops like fish

  3. Brian says:

    No one cares about
    this contest or debbie g
    straight to dvd

  4. Adam J. says:

    when a mega shark
    fights a giant octopus
    everybody wins

  5. Pete Miller says:

    Octopus topples derrick
    Chasing Lamas and Debbie
    Golden Gate munched

  6. Adam Rakunas says:

    Producers, listen:
    Give the people what they want:
    Less Gibson, more squid.

  7. Kyle M. says:

    Fire your agents
    Mega-Shark Giant Octopus
    Career falls like autumn leaves

  8. Dawn says:

    Monty Python fans should LOVE this! Seriously!

  9. Kyle M. says:

    Nix previous entry, plural issue fixed:
    Fire your agents
    Mega-Shark Giant Octopus
    Careers fall like autumn leaves

  10. nk says:

    Monty Python fans
    should love this

  11. Bill T says:

    Tentacles and teeth
    Meet in glorious ballet
    The whole world wonders
    Tentacles and teeth
    Meet in Bay Area ballet
    The whole world wonders

  12. Raimundo Silva, Book says:

    Sea creatures battle.
    Both poorly rendered. Who cares?
    My life is complete.

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